Blast off
Fuck this pony ass planet
Violence and prejudice, I need an exodus
Because I just can’t stand it
I built a rocket ship
Okay, I stole it
Call me Captain Colaman
I'm takin’ outer space over
Squirt swervin’ in the pilot seat
Twerkin’ out this galaxy
Man, do you even know how to drive this thing?
[Fuckin’ right, I'm the king of this flight]
[I got the gas tank full]
[So we can rock this rocket all night]

Comin’ round the corner
I see somethin’ on the water
But I never knew that water
Could exist in other bodies
So I think that we done stumbled
On a planet worth discoverin’
Cuz if it had got some water
Life is on that motherfucker
God damn, man, set this ship to land
There’s beaches filled with creatures
And we need to see this first hand

Breakin’ out, takin’ over lands
We gon see if they gon call out the cavalry
Run and hide or shake hands
I step out the ship, chuck a deuce
Aliens lookin’ at me like they
Didn’t know what to do
They had no reaction
No language, no fashion
I looked at Squirt and said
I think this life is unintelligent
We gon have to show em what’s crackin’
So get to unpackin’
Cuz we about to make this shit happen

Hey little aliens, if ya stick around
We can teach ya funky creatures how to get down
We got some Mighty Mississippi Mud
Grab a cup and crank up the music
And we gon show y’all how we do it

Once they heard these hard beats
Blastin’ out the speakers
And sick rhymes bustin’ out their eardrums
They became believers
All the sudden, they start tappin’ they feet
And shakin’ they shoulders
The minute that Mud hit they veins, it was all over
These bitches wildin’ out, nothing but smiles
And now they walkin’ like us, talkin’ like us
Askin’ what we all about
They evolvin’ right before our eyes
Into something serious
Man, I love these motherfuckers
I ain’t leavin’ this

[Never goin’ home]
[We on this new junt]
[Plant a flag in the ground]
[Call it Planet Crunk]
[A civilization of our own creation]
[RC & Squirt run this whole damn nation]

Hey little aliens, if ya stick around
We can teach ya funky creatures how to get down
We got some Mighty Mississippi Mud
Grab a cup and crank up the music
And we gon show y’all how we do it

Never goin’ home
We on this new junt
Plant a flag in the ground
And we call it Planet Crunk
It’s a whole new world
That next level shit
Now send for some girls
So we can populate this bitch